No pizza has arrived And i am so hungry I rang up at 6:25 For a delivery Even though i could Have gone out I can't be arsed tonoight It reminds
When you're small and skinny Choosing clothes is not a problem When you're big and fat Its impossible to find some I try to fit in to small and medium
Stuffed my face with chocolate and chips Don't stop to think what will happen Just ram it down the gap between my lips It goes in one hole and out
There's a shite who I don't like I want to kill him His name is Sam Pimm I wish he would fucking die That would put me on a high I want to exterminate
Help us, help us We're so fat Help us now Before we die of a heart attack They say it's not how much But what you eat Chips and chocolate aren'
Are you happy, are you depressed? Are you naked or fully dressed? The way forward is behind us Get annoyed but try not to make a fuss The world is
What is the meaning of life? Why don't we just stop breathing? How are we still here? Who just downed the beer? When are we going to reach the end
There are many things that rhyme In this short time I know a few But can't think of any, can you? I need to be inspired Or am I just tired? So the
Nothing of it is true 'Cause no one knows the meaning If you don't know the question You have to lie before answering We are all happy on this earth
I look forward to going to places I like seeing other people's faces But I don't enjoy the car ride I hate everyone that cuts me up at the side I
The world today Is full of People Who are depressed They might smile For a while But they soon will Cry Behind every happy face Is a lonely
What just happened Happened to confuse Confuse and offend Offend those who lose Lose the past Past the present That is what What happened then
As I was walking, lonely, down the street Suspicious of people I will never meet I came to a little cafe run by pete Thought I'd go right inside and
I have to write this song To correct all that is wrong I have to let you hear That I am still here I have to tell you What I was too young to Since
As time goes by The days are passed I wonder why Life goes so fast I cant forget I know we try I have to live Before I died I die I die [INSTRUMENTAL
Darling you're my baby You are an angel, baby Girl you're my angel Baby you're my angel Baby it's you and me Girl we are meant to be Angel I love
Snooker is boring It really is shity They show it on telly All day and all night Red ball, white ball Who gives a fuck? Their waiscoats are putrid
Look out the window And what do you see? Every happy Happy to be free Everyone singing Singing this song Happy to know That they are not wrong
