Hey lets make a pact What Lets make a suicide pact Uh no thats cra... I'll go first [gun shot] announcer: And the award for best comedy sketch goes to the lonely
Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon Call Parnell just to see how he's doin' Hello? What up, Parns? Yo, Samberg, what's crackin'? You thinkin' what
Reach for the stars! You stand on a distant planet Skyline of red plateaus Strange air and vegetation You're a winner! Welcome to the Space Olympics
Jorma: Hello? Kiv: Hi, do you want to go to a party with me? Jorma: No. The game's on. Kiv: Oh, I almost forgot. I'll be right there. We like sportz
(No I'm being serious) Yo, Its the Wild Wild West You came to the right place my man Get Ready, here we go (New Shit!) Welcome my Friends to the
Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review No problem So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say? Absolutely, I'm the boss Okay
(Spoken) Hey yo, check this out. I was just at the club right, heard these two dudes talking, one of them said to the other one, that they knew someone
Jah, Rastafarianism Yes I, Ras Trent Who dem? You no want test me champion sound Oh fire pon Babylon and fire pon a batty boy Rude boy living in the
We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman Hello, so Natalie, what's the day In life of Natalie Portman like? Do you really wanna know? Please
"Hello, welcome to the party" "Hi, I've never met you before." "I know." Just 2 guys and we're having a good time (Having a good time, having a good
Seems like these days the whole world's on fire Things keep blowing the hell up And while all those rubber neckers and lucky louies stand and slackjaw
Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through
[Andy:] Oh, it's been a long time coming Two of the world's greatest America's Sweetheart, Ms. Reba McEntire (Yeah, yeah, how you doin', Andy?) We 'bout
Rihanna: We at it again, everybody knows, Hands in the air, its a stick up, stick up, no funny business or you get lit up, lit up! You test I you gon'
AHHHH Snort snort snort the cocaine (x3) Snort-y snort snort the cocaine Ohhhhhh Drop the biggest bump I ever hit Damnnnn Yo fucking chop another kid
. oh wow that's great, awesome. should we just lay it down? michael bolton: boys, lets get to it. whisper: here we go. ungh, lonely island, michael
I was walkin' through the city streets And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink "Run faster, jump higher" Man, I'm not gonna let
[ANDY SAMBERG] After the club is the after party After the party is the hotel lobby After that, you know it's diamond Cris And after that, I say, 'Excuse