.) Oh, wow! Bert: Ernie! The fan! Turn it off! Ernie: What's that, Bert? Bert: Turn the fan off! Ernie: I can't hear you, Bert! Bert: I said
Bert: Ernie .... Ernie .... Ernie, I'm tired of that program .... Ernie, we've been watching television all day [or for several hours?] and I'd like to
Ernie: Bert? Bert, it's dark. Bert (rolls over): Ernie, did you wake me up just to tell me it's dark? Ernie: Yeah, Bert, it's really dark. Bert:
and I can color while we wait for the laundry to get done! And--" Bert: "ERNIE!!" Ernie: "Did I forget something else, Bert?" Bert: "Ernie, you
Ernie and Bert are sitting down with pizza and juice. Ernie's serving is noticably larger than Bert's. Ernie: "Okay, Bert, here's your glass of ice-
with you." (abruptly he snatches it away from Bert) Bert: "Ernie!" Ernie: "Just a minute, Bert, just a minute." Bert: "Ernie, that's my cookie!" Ernie: "Oh but Bert
! Bert: Oh, Ernie. (Bert goes back to his reading but Ernie continues staring at him through the binoculars.) Ernie, what are you doing? Ernie: Friend watching, Bert
Bản dịch: Bert and Ernie. Dikke Ochtend Lul.