It was an upset In two minutes flat We're back on the freeway Foot to the mat I can't understand it We had it down pat It's very upsetting Could we leave
Raisins come from grapes, people come from apes I come from Canada I came in first place in a nonexistent race To rebuild the Parthenon The Parthenon
What's so maybe about What's so maybe about What's so maybe about, Katie? What's so maybe about What's so maybe about What's so maybe about, Katie?
Someone somewhere has unglued our epoxy, ahh (Ahh) Someone somewhere has unglued our epoxy And now I'm kissing you by proxy Hope you don't mind Somewhere
It was a recipe for disaster A four-course meal of no-sirree It seemed that happily ever after Was happy everyone was after me It was a cup of good intentions
1, 2, 3 and 4 more makes 7 6 is afraid of 7 'cause 7 ate 9 9 was minding his business Talking to 10 about Gordy Howe's clothes Why 7 ate 9 nobody knows
Alcohol, my permanent accessory Alcohol, a party time necessity Alcohol, alternative to feelin' like yourself O alcohol, I still drink to your health
I think it's getting to the point Where I can be myself again I think it's getting to the point Where we have almost made amends I think it's the getting
If I were you And I wish that I were you All the things I'd do, to make myself turn blue I suppose, I'd start by removin' all my clothes Tie my pantyhose
Woke up I was on top of the world There was a beautiful girl in bed beside me. Rolled over, got a kiss on the ear She said, "Listen up, dear There's a
With life just begun, my sleeping new son Has eyes that roll back in his head They flutter and dart, he slows down his heart And pictures a world past
She fed me strawberries and freezer-burned ice cream I said, "Goodbye, I guess" She lifted up her dress and so I must confess We made out one more time
A hydro field cuts through my neighborhood Somehow that always just made me feel good I can put a spare bulb in my hand And light up my yard Late at
What am I to wake up suddenly and then Enroll at the local college, earn me a degree And I could work weekends? If I've worked real hard I could mow you
I've informed you to leave 'Cause I can't afford to lose more sleep I get ill when I get tired So I'll try to rest if you'll stand guard Doo doo doo
One day I will build a fountain Drink and never grow old Then I'll market an elixir That will eliminate the common cold Find your sickness on my list
Now I lay me down not to sleep I just get tangled in the sheets I swim in sweat three inches deep Just lay back and claim defeat Chapter read and lesson
It's a long way back home To pack up and leave again Together alone You without me again It's a long way back home And a long way back here again I should