Lời bài hát: Wckr Spgt. The Big-faced Girl.

She stood at the door with a box full of trash.
She asked me my name so I paid her in cash.
She said she was lonely and I didn't care.
Her face got so big, there was no room for hair.
She wore out her welcome and gave me her card.

It said, "I'm a stranger and I've seen your yard."