Lời bài hát: The Dollyrots. Jackie Chan.

You left me for a cheap tart
Totally heartless
You said you wanted a new start
But I'm not defenseless

I know Kung Fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you
I'm gonna whoop your ass
'cuz I can fight like Jackie Chan
Oh Yeah
Gonna fight fight fight fight fight
Like Jackie Chan!

You thought that you were safe
Then you made me cry
I got dumped and I lost face
Now you're gonna die!

I know Kung Fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you
I'm gonna whoop your ass
'cuz I can fight like Jackie Chan
Oh Yeah
Gonna fight fight fight fight fight
Like Jackie Chan!

[Spoken:]
You thought you could get away with breaking my heart?
Listen up, I'm coming after you
With nunchucks and an attitude
You won't be laughing, Ding-Dong
When I'm jumping around with your boys in my hand
Laughing...COVERED IN BLOOD

You ran right over my cat
Now I hate your guts
Your chick's ugly and a brat
Gonna crush your nuts!

I know Kung Fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you
I'm gonna whoop your ass
'cuz I can fight like Jackie Chan
Oh Yeah
Gonna fight fight fight fight fight
Like Jackie Chan!