Lời bài hát: Tenacious D. Karate Schnitzel.

(J) God, i'm fucking hungry... Let me check the fridge... Dude, where is my fucking schnitzel... Hey, wake up, wake up you asshole... wake up

(K) Ahh.. Ahh god, what??!!

(J) You ate my fucking schnitzel

(K) What?

(J) You ate my fucking schnitzel

(K) wel... well it was in there. If you put it in there its fair game

(J) Yeah?

(K) For anybody who wants to eat it...

(J) Well maybe this is fair game... HIIYAH!

(K) YOW! GOD!

(J) Thats my fucking.. Yeah, thats my karate chop...

(K) What you doing ...

(J) How aboout this... HIIYAH...

(...with karate i'll kick your ass...)