Lời bài hát: Screeching Weasel. I Wanna Be Homosexual.

I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist
Women are a drag and I think I wanna be a faggot now
A mincing ninny a prancing fairy merry little queen
A Bruce LaBruce wet dream a nancy boy with wings

I wanna be a homosexual

Shock the middle class take it up your punk rock ass
You rub your little thing when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine
So what's the difference Mr. Cream Rinse you just need a man
A beefy leather fag to take you out in drag

Call me a faggot call me a butt loving fudge packing queer
I don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge

That makes me wanna drink a beer
And be a pansy a homo

Shock the middle class take it up your punk rock ass
You rub your puny thing when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street
Who wears short shorts you wear short shorts you're so full of shit
Why don't you admit that you don't have the balls to be a queer