Lời bài hát: Aimee Mann. Are You Serious?.

Dm  Bb  C  :||  (4x)

*** Verse 1:
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There was a lesson I never learned
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Oh, I wouldn't be warned
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how many looks does it take
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to read your mind oh, on your face?

*** Chorus:
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Are you serious?  Did you think I'd fall in love?
Bb      F         C
Are you serious?  What in the world are you thinking of?
Bb      F         C       Gm
Are you serious?  Are you serious?
Dm      C          Bb
Are you serious?

*** Verse 2:
Calling you up and over the phone                             Dm    Bb   C
I hear, tell her I'm not at home                              Dm    Bb   C
Are you afraid to see me crying,                              Dm    Bb   C
or is it that you're just to used to lying                    Dm    Bb   C

*** Chorus:
Are you serious?  Did you think I'd fall in love?             Bb    F    C

Are you serious?  What in the world are you thinking of?      Bb    F    C
Are you serious?  Are you serious?                            Bb    F    C  Gm
Are you serious?                                              Dm    C    Bb

*** Instrumetal Verse 3 and 4      ||: Dm Bb C   Dm  Bb  C :||  (4x)
	
*** Chorus:
Are you serious?  Did you think I'd fall in love?             Bb    F    C
Are you serious?  I don't know what you're thinking of        Bb    F    C
Are you serious?  Are you serious?                            Bb    F    C  Gm
Are you serious?                                              Dm    C    Bb

*** Verse 5:
There's a lesson I'll never learn                             Dm    Bb   C
ooh, I wouldn't be warned                                     Dm    Bb   C
I dive in deeper, and you've got colder                       Dm    Bb   C
But I will not cry, oh one more [death comes to love]         Dm    Bb   C

*** Coda:
Are you serious?  Did you think I'd fall in love?             Bb    F    C
Are you serious?  I don't know what you're thinking of        Bb    F    C
Are you serious?  Are you serious?                            Bb    F    C  Gm
Are you serious?                                              Dm    C    Bb