Lời bài hát: Feable Weiner. Other. Heinous Chicks.

If there was a girl tonight, a hot chick I don't know,
decides to come and see our corny show.
And moves to the front. With no panties on!
And I got hard and lower my guitar.
And I'd go get her, we'd leave together,
and I'd get under that sweater, tonight.
My dream couldn't be wetter, it was real I'd tell her,
I should've known better tonight!

Heinous chicks come a dime a dozen,
and girls who rock are one in a million.
It seems like I just can't get no good lovin'.
So, maybe I should just keep dreamin'.

And at the bar a girl. She wants me I just know.
She's the type that turns down guys and so.
When she sits down and crosses her legs slow.
She turns around to see my full-on bone!
And I'd go get her, we'd leave together,
and I'd get under that sweater, tonight.
My dream couldn't be wetter, it was real I'd tell her,
I should've known better tonight!

Heinous chicks come a dime a dozen,
and girls who rock are one in a million.
It seems like I just can't get no good lovin'.
So maybe we should just be friends!