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Lời bài hát: Clutch. Strange Cousins from the West. Sleestak Lightning.

I send pictures through the mail
Well documented and very detailed
To politicians and big celebrities,
But none of them are believing in me
And I await their response
Some send none, most send cops
But man it?s a dire situation
And I will risk the public humiliation

Sleestak lightning on my trail
It?s a dire situation, they are on my trail


West Virginia has its Moth Man,
Pan handlers? got their Skunk Ape.
But I have a tazer and night vision goggles,
Costco rolls of black duct tape.
It?s got red eyes, it?s got razor claws,
It?s got green skin, no it ain?t a meth-head.
And after studying its behavior, objectively and critically,
I believe I have a reliable method.