Lời bài hát: Cheech And Chong. Greatest Hit. Dave.

Who is it?
It's me, Dave, open up, man, I got the stuff
Who is it?
It's me, Dave, man, open up, I got the stuff

Who?
It's, Dave, man, open up, I think the cops saw me comin' here
Who is it?
It's, it's Dave, man, will you open up? I got the stuff with me

Who?
Dave, man, open up
Dave?
Ya, Dave, c'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me

Dave's not here
No, man, I'm Dave, man
Hey, c'mon, man
Who is it?
It's Dave, man, will you open up? I got the stuff with me

Who?
Dave, man, open up
Dave?
Ya, Dave
Dave's not here

No, man, I am Dave, man, will you?
C'mon, open up the door, will you?
I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me
Who is it?
Oh, what the hell is it c'mon open up the door, it's Dave

Who?
Dave, D A V E, will you open up the goddamn door
Dave?
Ya, Dave

Dave?
Right, man, Dave, now will you open up the door?
Dave's not here
Oh!