Lời bài hát: 30 Foot Fall. Acme 143. Urine Nation.

I was 8 years old at the Astro Dome
Waiting in line to pee pee
the urinal line seemed to take forever
then it finally came down to me
I unzipped my toughskins
and pulled out my little wee wee
Some drunk guy said "Hurry Up KID!"
but I couldn't spring a leak

I can't pee in front of you
but you can pee in front of me
I can't help it I've got stage fright
I've got Urinary Anxiety

And so it has been for 15 years
and I can't seem to shake my pee pee fears
I've gotta have a lock on the bathroom door
before I can make the water fall on the floor
can't wait for the moment in the shower
hot water on my chest full power
laugh as the lemonade hits the porcelain

I can't pee in front of you
but you can pee in front of me
I can't help it I've got stage fright
I've got Urinary Anxiety

I'm getting better at breaking boundaries
I'm learning to let myself be free
but whether I want this war or not
we'll just have to wait and see

When I can whip it out anywhere
whether or not anybody's there
when I can just relax and pee
then I can declare victory

I'm on a mission
I don't need no permission

I can pee in front of you
and you can pee in front of me
I ain't got no more stage fright
no Urinary Anxiety